there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
“omgg be my gay best friend, take me shoppingggg” no how about i steal your credit card and fuck your brother instead hhahaha
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”